Wednesday, 9 June 2010

Maidstone man invents cure for flu and MS

Did you know that Lord Monckton, UKIP's very debuncked climate denier-in-chief, has his roots in Maidstone and claims to have invented cures for 'various infectious diseases' including flu and MS.

From the UKIP website: "Director responsible for invention and development of a broad-spectrum cure for infectious diseases. Patents have now been filed. Patients have been cured of various infectious diseases, including Graves’ Disease, multiple sclerosis, influenza, and herpes simplex VI. Our first HIV patient had his viral titre reduced by 38% in five days, with no side-effects"

Impressive stuff, with all this ground-breaking work he'll be able to pay the legal bill for UKIP accepting illegal donations. Of course if his science in the medical labs is as bad as it is when he tries to deny climate change is man-made then he won't be making very much money at all.

Oh, and is there really a virus called "herpes simplex VI"? I don't think so! Try searching on PubMed to see the wealth of articles....

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